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Tuesday, November 29th, 2005
7:24 pm
its been 12 days since Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire came out and i still havent seen it.

*sob*

I'm going to see it on thursday with the xc team and chels d.
joy.

i talked to louie weinberg today. we were talking about christmas. i asked him what he wanted and he asked me what i wanted...but we didnt get much past that. he doesnt know what he wants and neither do i.

so hes buying me a necklace with an e on it. that was productive.

he said he bought me that for christmas last year but i think he must have confused me with his several girlfriends.
one of them is in my spanish class. but her name is molly so i dont think he confused me with her. that would be odd. he says hes like a brother to me and yet he doesnt buy me a christmas present and confuses me with his girlfriends.

jesus christ.

didnt he go out with someone named eliza?

maybe.

who care, im getting a necklace right? thats all that matters

hmmmm.......

Current Mood: content
Saturday, November 26th, 2005
9:16 pm
update.

fun fun turkey day in New Hampshire. yay. my cousin alex was supposed to come visit but the stupid idiot didnt. just kidding alex. youre still my favorite cousin *cough*.

if youre reading this alex, please forgive me. but i dont think you will.

oh well.

Wouldn't you think that
I'd have it all figured out by now
That I'd know exactly what I'm doing
Wouldn't you think that I'd have a key
To open every melody
And sing like it is all here at my feet

Wouldn't you think that
I'd have a life hanging on my wall
So I could prove that I'm alive
But these are just things I've been given
For a plastic way of living
And I'm not sure if that really is my style

The second hand it rolls on by
It never looks back to wait for mine

And if I fall any harder this time
If I dig any deeper Lord what will I find
Well you can buy my life on radio
And order me by mail
But not everything about me is for sale
No not everything about me is for sale

Wouldn't you think that
I'd have the strength to carry anything
And I could buy myself
A brand new set of hands
But sometimes like the others
I just ran away take cover
And I swear that no one really understands

The second hand it rolls on by
It never looks back to wait for mine

And if I fall any harder this time
If I dig any deeper Lord what will I find
Well you can buy my life on radio
And order me by mail
But not everything about me is for sale
No not everything about me is for sale

Wouldn't you think that
I'd have it all figured out by now?
Monday, October 31st, 2005
5:58 pm
helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!

Current Mood: cheerful
Thursday, September 22nd, 2005
1:13 pm
What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)
I drive these scrubbers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karen, they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin’
Fly gearrr but I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Se7en Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t fakin’
We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating.
My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She’s got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me
What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)
I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.
I coud be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.
They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can’t touch it,
If u touch it I’ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps x3
In the back and in the front.
My lovin’ got u,
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.
What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin’ time on me
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.

good times...rocking out to the BEP with Chels in the late night hours...
Tuesday, September 20th, 2005
7:27 pm
fight in school...highlight of my boring day
ya so anyway there was a fight in school today during lunch because some dumbass freshman went up to these two seniors i guess he had a bad history with and say "'06 sucks like a bitch" which i think, personally, wasnt very smart. so it started with just two people but in the end it was 33 people mosh-pitting in the language hallway...wow

ya...so the police showed up and were swarming everywhere and the arrested 8 people. 25 others were suspended. OMG! SOMEBODY HIT MS.GUEVARA!!!!!!! omg i was so surprised. thats a felony. that kids going to juvi. anyway it was good fun although i missed like, i dunno, 10 or 15 minutes of acting which sucked. bechtold just ran out of the auditorium to help break it up. so did mr.evans and he got really mad at this girl who was complaining.

Gone Going Gone (Featuring Jack Johnson)
by Black Eyed Peas
Jonny wanna be a big star
get on stage and play the guitar
make a little money buy a fancy car
a big ole house and a alligataaaah ( aligator )
just to match with them alligator shoes
Hes a rich man so theres no on singing the blues
he sing a song about material things...man
platinum rings watches and gold bling, but
diamonds dont bling in the dark
he a star now, but he aint singin it from the heart
Sooner or later its just gonna fall apart
cause his fans cant relate to his new found art
He aint doin what he did from the start
and thats footing and some filling far
he decided to live his life shallow
cash in his love for material
and it's gone
gone going gone...everything gone give a damn
gone be the birds when they dont want to sing
gone people
ackward with thier things....gone
you see yourself in the mirror
and ya ...feel safe cause it looks familiar
but ya ...afraid up to open up your soul
cause ya ...dont real know, dont really know
who is ... the person thats deep within
cause you content which is being the name brand man
thought to see that its trivial, isignificatnt you addicted to material
I seen your kind before
your the type that thinks souls is sold in the store
package up a insese sticks with a vegetarian melt dude thats rightious
your fiction like books , need to go out life and look
cause uh... what happens when they take your material , and you already sold your soul
and its....
gone going gone...everything gone give a damn
gone be the birds when they dont want to sing
gone people
ackward with thier things....gone
you say that time is money and money is time
so you got your mommy, and money and your money on your mind
but what about that crime you did to get paid
and what about that bid you cant take it to your grave
what about those shoes your in today, they will be no good, on the bridges you burnt along the way
all that money that you got
gonna be gone
yah..
That ___ that you got
gonna be gone
that house up on the hill
gonna be gone
the gold purse on your grill
gonna be gone
the ice on your wrist
gonna be gone
that nice little miss
gonna be gone
that whip that you roll ...
gonna be gone
whats worst if your soul already gone...
gone going gone...everything gone give a damn
gone be the birds when they dont want to sing
gone people
ackward with thier things....gone

Current Mood: flirty
Wednesday, August 24th, 2005
12:00 pm
.update.

Current Mood: none
Sunday, August 21st, 2005
12:55 pm
[Gwen]
Come on Johnny, when you gonna get here?

[Johnny]
Alright, hold your pretty horses. I'll be there in a minute
You just get yourself dolled up, alright toots
And you pick a place, you just pick a place

[Gwen]
Umm, Johnny

[Johnny]
Yeah, Gweny, Gwen, Gwen?

[Gwen]
You might want to hurrry, because tonight is theeeeeeee night

I'm empty, I need fulfilling, yes I do love
To the ceiling, when I do love
I get this feeling when I'm in love

I'm restless, can't you see I try my bestest
To be good girl, because it's just us
So take me now and do me justice

I'm waiting patiently
Anticipating your arrival
And I'm hating
It takes so long to get to my house
To take me out

Tonight, I'm gonna give you all my love in the back seat
Bubble pop electric, bubble pop electric
Gonna speed it down and slow it up in the back seat
Bubble pop electric
Uh-oh, in the back seat

Ok now, I understand he's on his way now
But jeez Louise, I mean today now
I can't wait, I wanna play now

I'm antsy
Bubble pop electric pansies
My sweet tooth, I want your candy
The Queen of Eng would say it randy

I'm itchy
I wish you would come and scratch me
Tonight I'm falling, won't you catch me
Swoop on by, so you can snatch me
And take me out

Tonight, I'm gonna give you all my love in the back seat
Bubble pop electric, bubble pop electric
Gonna speed it down and slow it up in the back seat
Bubble pop electric
Uh-oh, in the back seat

The need to be satisfied
Come pick me up, I want a ride
Hurry, hurry, come to me
Drive in movie
Drive in, move me
Drive into me

Bubble pop electric
You've gotta get it
(Straight to me, drive in movie)
Take it to the back seat
Run it like a track meet
(Come to me, drive in movie)
[2x]

Tonight, I'm gonna give you all my love in the back seat
Bubble pop electric, bubble pop electric
Gonna speed it down and slow it up in the back seat
Bubble pop electric
Uh-oh, in the back seat
[2x]

[Johnny]
Yeah, tell your father I said hello

[Gwen]
Johnny, get out of here






NA NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! NA NA NA NAAAAAAAAA!!!!! HEY JUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Current Mood: giggly
12:43 pm
These words are my own
Threw some chords together
The combination D-E-F
It's who I am, It's what I do
And I was gonna lay it down for you
I try to focues my attention
But I feel so A-D-D
I need some help some inspiration
(But it's not coming easily)
Whoah oh...

Tyring to find the magic
trying to write a classic
Don't you know don't you know?
Waste-bin full of paper
Clever rhymes, see you later.

These words are my own
From my heart flow
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
There's no other way
To better say
I love you, I love you...

Read some byron, shelly and keats
Resited in over a Hip-Hop beat
I'm having trouble saying what I mean
With dead poets and drum machines
I know I had some studio time booked
But I couldn't find a killer hook
Now you're gonna raise the bar right up
Nothing I write is ever good enough

These words are my own
From my heart flow
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
There's no other way
To better say
I love you, I love you...


These words are my own
From my heart flow
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
There's no other way
To better say
I love you, I love you...

I'm getting off my stage
The curtains pull away
No hyper bowl to hide behind
My naked soul exposes
Whoah.. oh.. oh.. oh.. whoah.. oh..

Trying to find the magic
Trying to write a classic
Waste-bin full of paper
Clever rhymes, see you later

These words are my own
From my heart flow
(Don't you know)
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
There's no other way
To better say
I love you I love you

These words are my own
From my heart flow
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
There's no other way
(There's no better way)
To better say
I love you I love you

These words are my own
They're from my heart
I love you, I love you
That's all I got to say, can't think of a better way
And that's all I got to say
I love you, is that okay...

Natasha Bedingfield-These words

Current Mood: awake
Thursday, August 18th, 2005
9:11 pm
You Are 40% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!

go to www.blogthing.com to see how wierd you are!!!

Current Mood: bouncy
Tuesday, August 16th, 2005
8:21 pm
UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my god it has been OVER TWO MONTHS!!!!!!!!!! Ever since my computer was fried by a DUMB LIGHTNING BOLT that just had to my MY house, i've been off in the world of no email, no IM, no nothing....uuhhhh....

anyway. yeah, so we went to Austin and pleaded "PLEASE AUSTON CAN YOU HELP US?!?!?!?!" and he said "yes but as soon as i get back from space camp, excuse me, Astronomy Camp....whatever. so, he came back like, i dunno, one month later and then we have a nice little birthday party for him and then he leaves two days later. hes gone for a week and when he come back theeeennnn at his owm leisure he works on it. no offense austin.

ans as you can tell its fixed...duh.

Current Mood: chipper
Saturday, June 11th, 2005
7:36 pm
You Know You're From Massachusetts When...
1)The person driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you are cursing him for going too slow.

2)When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke...not quinine water.

3)You actually enjoy driving around rotaries.

4)You almost feel disappointed when someone doesn't flip you the bird when you cut them off or steal their parking space.

5)You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, Haverhill, Barre and Cotuit.

6)You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday in order to get beer.

7)You know that there are two Bulger brothers, and that they're both crooks.

8)You know what they sell at a packie.

9)You know at least one bar where you can get something to drink after last call.

10)You can actually find your way around Boston.

11)Evacuation Day is a recognized holiday.

12)You know what First Night is.

13)You know at least one guy named Sean, Pat, Whitey, Red, Bud or Seamus.

14)You think the rest of the country owes you for Thanksgiving and Independence Day.

15)You have never been to Cheers.

16)When the words 'WICKED' and 'GOOD' go together.

17)You knew that there was no chance in hell that the Pats would move to Hartford.

18)You have gone to at least one party at UMass.

19)The curse of the Bambino is taught in public schools.

20)You own a "Yankees Suck" shirt or hat.

21)You think Doug Flutie is the greatest athlete ever.

22)You remember exactly where you were when the ball rolled through Buckner's legs.

23)You pray for the Red Sox to win the World Series not this season, but in your lifetime.

24)You know how to make a frappe.

25)You know that "Big Dig" is also a kind of ice cream you can get at Brigham's.

26)You actually know how to merge from 6 lanes of traffic down to one.

27)You never go to "Cape Cod", you go "down the Cape".

28)You think that Roger Clemens, Wade Boggs and Derek Jeter are more evil than Whitey Bulger.

29)You went to Old Sturbridge Village, Plymouth Plantation, or both, on field trip in grammar school.

30)You're aware that there is a town, somewhere in Massachusetts, named Brimfield where they have the biggest outdoor antique market in the world.

31)You can drive to the mountains and the ocean all in one day.

32)You know that the Mass Pike is some sort of strange weather dividing line.

33)You know that P-Town isn't the name of a new rap group.

34)You know that Ludlow is 90% Portuguese and that Fall River is 90% Lebanese.

35)You do not recognize the letter "R" as a part of the English language.

36)You've called something "wicked pissa"

37)You have driven to either Rhode Island, New Hampshire or Vermont for a tattoo.

38)You see people like Steven Tyler (Aerosmith), Dicky Barret (The Mighty, Mighty Bosstones), Tracy Bonham, Evan Dando (The Lemonheads) and Ric Ocasek (The Cars) in the local supermarket and it doesn't phase you.

39)You've slammed on your brakes to deter a tailgater

40)Know at least three Tony's, one Vinnie and a Frank(ie)

41)Paranoia sets in if you can't see a Dunkin Donuts, ATM or CVS within eyeshot at all times.

42)You keep an ice scraper and can of de-icer on the floor of your car...year round

43)You still try to order curly fries from Burger King

44)You order iced coffee in January

45)You know what candlepin bowling is

46)You drive 45 minutes to New Hampshire to save $5 in sales tax

47)You've pulled out of a side street and used your car to block oncoming traffic so you can make a left.

48)You've bragged about the money you've saved at The Christmas Tree Shop

49)You know what a "regular" coffee is

50)You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Massachusetts.




do you know what the forst sign of crazy-ness is?

hair on your knuckles









ya know what the second sign is?







looking for it

Current Mood: uhh...cramps
Sunday, June 5th, 2005
11:41 am
uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Eminem]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Eminem]
"Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;"
well I do, so *beep* him and *beep* you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
S***, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little b****, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

Chorus

[Eminem]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just s*** it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a f***!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Chorus 2X

[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
F*** it, let's all stand up

Current Mood: mwahahahaha
11:28 am
omg it was soooooooooooooooooooo hot last night. i was at chelseas house in noho, and we went to bed with ice packs. mine was massively hige and as hard as a rock. chelsea had a little tiny square. and then hers melted and got the paper towel all wet...so she went and got a frozen water bottle and started to have oral sex with it to get water out of it...lol....
heres my conversation with the buddy austin...
Kaseydaisy16: i had sex with an ice pack last night
Kaseydaisy16: mwahahahahaha
The Soul Hack: O_O
The Soul Hack: i dont wana know how thats poible
The Soul Hack: *posible
Kaseydaisy16: hahaha
The Soul Hack: and WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING FEEKY THINGS TODAY!?!?!?
Kaseydaisy16: feeky?
Kaseydaisy16: hahaha
Kaseydaisy16: austins saying feeky things!
The Soul Hack: serena signs on and says she wants me to bang her
The Soul Hack: o_O
Kaseydaisy16: uuuhhhh!
The Soul Hack: i know
Kaseydaisy16: that was not nessesary
The Soul Hack: everyone is messed up today
Kaseydaisy16: uuh
Kaseydaisy16: chelsea had oral sex with her water bottle last night
The Soul Hack: SEE
The Soul Hack: your all werid
The Soul Hack: lol
Kaseydaisy16: and then she stuck it between her legs
Kaseydaisy16: it was frozen and she was trying to stay cool
Kaseydaisy16: ha
Kaseydaisy16: it was funny
The Soul Hack: lol
Kaseydaisy16: we were trying to go to bed but it was really hot out and so i was lying on my side and then i put the frozen thingy on my back and i said aahh!
Kaseydaisy16: and chelsea said "what are you doin?"
Kaseydaisy16: and i said "having sex with my ice pack"
The Soul Hack: lol
Kaseydaisy16: and then she said "YOU WHORE!!"
Kaseydaisy16: it was funny
The Soul Hack: sounds it
Kaseydaisy16: lol

Current Mood: my ice pack...rrrrrr
Friday, June 3rd, 2005
7:52 pm
beverly hills...thats where i want to be...livin' in beverly hills




aaahhh! life sucks.


buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp...


.excuse me.


ahh life is good now that that burps out...mmmm

i went home from school early today...

i had a fever

and a stomach ache



both of which i faked..




just kidding...

i really was sick...it was one of the stomach aches when you cant stand up stand up straight because it hurt so much...



.ow.

Current Mood: accomplished...i burped
Wednesday, June 1st, 2005
6:03 pm
:::Lyrics

Album: Slim Shady LP (1999)
Song: My Name Is

Chorus: repeat 2X

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for one second?

[Eminem]
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!

Chorus

[Eminem]
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians
in a spaceship while they screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'

Chorus

[Eminem]
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
(Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)
YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had

Chorus

i love that song

Current Mood: hungry
5:55 pm
im updating because chelsea told me to update...lol




ya...im really bored


today in health class, me, jasmine, janea, sydney and ally were all in one group for "Sex ed" (dun dun dun duuuuuuuun) we were asking LOTS AND LOTS of question and making ms donovan really uncomfortable.

i love to do that,

just watching her go "eh, well umm...eh, um...ill come back to you" it just priceless. Jasmine said "what if you want to have sex with a guy, i mean, your planning to have sex with a guy, and hes longer than 6 inches...what do you do?" and ms donovan was like "well, it might become uncomfortable, you know, or the walls of your inside could stretch(exact words! i did not edit for content!) it would be rather painful"


.ha.


it was great.
and then this kid, i dont know who, said "where do female orgasms trigger?" we were all like , whoah, why do you want to know?

i am so amused by health class.

then jasmine started to text message her boyfriend...ha
it was fun...


tomorrow were doing guy parts



weeeeeeee!

Current Mood: amused
Sunday, May 22nd, 2005
1:42 pm
i am due in for a big update. i saw star wars last night.
*robots surround r2*
Robot: Dont move *reaches out to restrain him*
r2: !!ZAP!!
Robot: !!!!ouch!!!! *kicks him*
ha...its really funny but you kinda have to see it to get it.

Current Mood: bouncy
Wednesday, May 18th, 2005
4:03 pm
ok this is so demented, i said over and over again that i had finished my world civ paper and that i wanted everyone to read it...but it was song long this dumb live journal thing cut it off...aahhhh!!!!!!!!!1 so you guys never really read my entire paper...you know whats so exciting?!? ALIAS IS TWO HOURS LONG TONIGHT!!! omg i am so excited, i love that show, AND, Lost is a brand new episode right befor it!!! omg this is the best night ever!!!haha!!! and i left world civ early! but thats because i had a doctors appt. so thats not fun.
Tuesday, May 17th, 2005
5:31 pm
i have a new screen name......kaseydaisy16...hey! thats familiar isnt it?!?

Current Mood: chipper
Sunday, May 15th, 2005
2:45 pm
ok now its done and you really have to tell me honestly if its good.

Throughout her 65 years as Queen, Eleanor of Aquitaine strived to become the most powerful woman of her time. She was the Queen of two countries, had ten children, and popularized courtly love. She sought to be successful and she achieved it.
Eleanor was born in the region of Aquitaine around 1122. The exact date of her birth is unknown. Her father was the William V, Duke of Aquitaine and her mother was Aenor of Rochefoucauld. Her mother died of unknown causes when Eleanor was six. Her brother, William Aigret, died the same year as her mother. She also had a younger sister named Aelith but was called Petronella, which means younger sister or little stone. The date of her death is unknown.
Eleanor’s father, William V, died when she was fifteen. In his will he said that Eleanor would be in the care of King Louis the Fat. But unfortunately, King Louis died before Eleanor could reach his care. So instead, Eleanor married Louis VII, the son of Louis the Fat in 1137. She was only fifteen.
Eleanor was married to King Louis for a long time before her first child, a girl, was born. Her daughters name was Marie. She was born in 1145. Her second child, also a girl, was born in 1150. Her name was Alix. Eleanor was in her daughters’ lives very much, which was not common for a queen. Many queen would leave they're children with nurses and only see them at meal times.
Eleanor and Louis were married for about 15 years before Pope (?) annulled they're marriage. The Pope said that Eleanor and Louis were blood related and they could not be married. It is also rumored that Eleanor divorced Louis. Divorce by a woman was unheard of in Eleanor’s time. It was always the husband that would divorce his wife. It is also said that the Pope told Eleanor that because she had not born Louis a son, that they're marriage was doomed and that that was why she divorced him.
After Eleanor’s marriage with the French king was annulled, she married the King of England. His name was Henry II. He and Eleanor married in the year 1152. After they were married, Eleanor had her first son. She and Henry named him William. He was born in 1153. He died when he was three.
About a year before William died, Eleanor had another son whom she named Henry, after his father. He was born in 1155. Henry was married to Marguerite of France. He married her when he was five and she was three. They were betrothed at birth but Eleanor and King Henry married them in secrecy so he could go and collect Marguerite’s wedding gift, a region of land that Marguerite’s father owned. In 1183 Henry died when he was 28. Before he died, Marguerite had a son they named William, but he died at birth.
Eleanor and Henry’s third child, a girl named Matilda, was born in 1156. She was married to Henry, Duke of Saxony. She had two children. Her first was Henry, Count of Palatin of the Rhine, and Otto, Holy Roman Emperor. She died in 1189 at the age of 33.
Eleanor’s next child with Henry was Richard. He was born in 1157, one year after Matilda. He was married to Berengaria of Navarre. He became King of England after his brother and father died. He was known as Richard The Lion Heart. He was Eleanor’s favorite son. He died in 1199. He had no children.
Geoffrey was the fifth child of Eleanor and Henry. He was born in1158. He was married to Constance of Brittany. He had two children with her, Eleanor and Arthur. He died in 1186 at the age of 28.
Eleanor was born in 1161. She was the sixth child that ws born to Eleanor and Henry. She was married to King Alphons VIII of Castile. She had five children with him. The first was Berengaria, who married the King of Leon. Second was Blanche, who married King Louis VIII of France. Urraca, Eleanor and Henry all died at young ages. Eleanor died in 1214 at the age of 53.
Eleanor’s eighth child and her sixth with King Henry was named Joanna. She was born in 1165. Her first marriage was to King William of Sicily. She had no children with him. Her second marriage was to Raymond VI of Toulouse. With him she had one child, Raymond VII, Count of Toulouse. Joanna died in the year 1216 at the age of 51.
Eleanor’s last child was named John. He was born in 1166. His first marriage was to Isabelle of Glouster. He had no children with her. His second marriage was to Isabella of Angouleme. John had five children with Isabella; Henry III, who became King of England. Richard, Joan, Isabella and Eleanor all died at young ages. John died in 1216 at the age of 50.
Eleanor’s surviving children were all very successful. Richard was said to be Eleanor’s favorite son. When he was taken captive in battle, Eleanor raised money for his ransom. When Richard was away, his brother, John, plotted to steal the throne. Eleanor saw it before it was too late. She convinced John no to steal the throne, and that is time as king would come. She even got the brothers to reconcile when Richard returned home.
Eleanor thought that marriage should be about love. She didn’t think that one’s parents should arrange marriage. She began to popularize courting. She even pressed her children to follow their hearts. Many people disapproved of her new way of thinking about love. She also attempted to make men and women equal. Her efforts slightly paid off, but not as much as she would have wished. She also gave women more rights. She also believed that education was important. She made sure that her children were very well educated.

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